Got my last Wisconsin haircut today, at least until Christmas break anyway.
I hope I don't have to get a military style buzz cut at some $5 barbershop in Alabama. I suppose my alternative will be going to some southern belle salon filled with pregnant sixteen year-olds from that MTV show and stylists that look like Kate from Jon & Kate Plus 8.
I can't wait to open my Alabama bank account, and to get my first monthly stipend. My friends have decided it will be presented in the form of two five gallon jugs, one filled with moonshine and the other with barbecue sauce.
The jug of moonshine will be identified by the XXX scrawled across the front.
1 comment:
:( I wish you could stay in WI.
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