January 27, 2010

How can I get a job as a fortune cookie writer?

I'm working on my portfolio. I'm going for much more specific predictions
than the medium typically offers. Here's a few samples:

You will marry for love, but your spouse will marry for money.
You’ll be too in love to notice.
Lucky Numbers - 2, 7, 18

This time, everyone at work is going to notice your new haircut.
Lucky Numbers - 5, 11, 21

You will have 134 more headaches before you die.
Lucky numbers - 6, 14, 31

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