The constant battle between the part of my brain that is annoyed by girls and the part of my brain that wants to have sex with girls.

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Nicole doesn't believe me when I say I don't think I'll ever get married.


exhibit A: I don't like dogs.

exhibit B: I don't want kids.

exhibit C: I don't want to have a career.


At least I am responsible for coining the the term "stay at home husband."

Oh wait, nobody reads this blog or knows who I am. Somebody else will get credit for coining that term, even though they didn't.


Damn.