Nicole doesn't believe me when I say I don't think I'll ever get married.
exhibit A: I don't like dogs.
exhibit B: I don't want kids.
exhibit C: I don't want to have a career.
At least I am responsible for coining the the term "stay at home husband."
Oh wait, nobody reads this blog or knows who I am. Somebody else will get credit for coining that term, even though they didn't.